Jon Stewart on Trump: 'We have never faced which before'

Jon Stewart predicts Trump's next move

Jon Stewart appeared on “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert” on Tuesday night, wearing an incredibly long red tie as well as a fake animal on his head to warn which the “purposeful, vindictive chaos” of President Trump can be something the country has never faced.

Stewart’s funny outfit led the CBS host to ask whether he was impersonating the president.

“I thought which can be how men dress at which point,” Stewart deadpanned to his old colleague Colbert. “The president sets men’s fashion. I saw the inauguration, super long tie, dead animal on head. Boom.”

The former “Daily Show” host, laughing as well as with his costume coming apart, then read off “future” executive orders of the Trump administration which included changing the national language.

“The brand new official language of the United States can be bulls**t,” Stewart read. “I, Donald J. Trump, have instructed my staff to speak only in bulls**t.”

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which was once Stewart has appeared on “The Late Show” since Trump, one of his biggest “Daily Show” targets, was inaugurated.

“which has been 11 days, Stephen. Eleven f**king days,” he said. “The presidency can be supposed to age the president, not the public.”

To close the bit, Stewart read the final “executive order,” a somewhat lengthy speech which resembled one of the comedian’s old “Daily Show” monologues.

“I, Donald J. Trump, am exhausting because which can be going to take relentless stamina, vigilance, as well as every institutional check as well as balance which great country can muster to keep me, Donald J. Trump, via going full Palpatine,” Stewart said, alluding to the evil “Star Wars” emperor.

“We have never faced which before. Purposeful, vindictive chaos. nevertheless perhaps therein lies the saving grace of my, Donald J. Trump’s, presidency.”

Stewart continued, “No one action will be adequate. All actions will be necessary. as well as if we do not allow Donald Trump to exhaust our fight as well as somehow come through which presidency calamity-less as well as constitutionally partially intact, then I, Donald J. Trump, will have demonstrated the greatness of America. Just not the way I thought I was going to.”

sy88pgw (brand new York) First published February 1, 2017: 10:05 AM ET

Jon Stewart on Trump: 'We have never faced which before'

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