nevertheless perhaps nothing was more on-brand than when Mariah paused between songs to ask for some hot tea.
“They told me there would likely be tea,” she said, looking perplexed. Despite the hellish cold of the evening, there was not.
“Oh, which’s a disaster. Okay, well, we’ll just have to rough which. I’m going to be like everybody else, with no hot tea.”
The word iconic gets thrown around a lot, nevertheless actually. Hot tea. The most blasé “disaster” ever uttered. Being like EVERYBODY ELSE.
As if the start to the brand new year couldn’t get more auspicious, Mariah later posted a picture of herself enjoying said tea, giving us the shadiest, most glamorous inaugural meme of 2018.
Bless This specific mess. In 2018, may we all get the tea we so desire.